KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Randomize