Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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