these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Did I show you my penis last night?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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