that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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