But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We have started to decorate penises.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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