Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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