Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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