Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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