My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Pants 0. Shit 1.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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