that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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