her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
