Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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