Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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