I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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