dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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