yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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