he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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