OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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