My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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