VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
