Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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