that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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