What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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