He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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