I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i out mim tonsoeep
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