So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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