I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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