Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I believe in your delicious
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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