Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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