Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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