Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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