Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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