So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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