try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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