just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
not ubering you a puppy
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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