i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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