my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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