And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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