had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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