I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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