a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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