it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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