Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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