he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?