just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.