Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I am available for nakedness
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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