dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?