Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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