North Korea, Best Korea!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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