Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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