I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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