i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit