Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
The police scanner is talking about you again....
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving