i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
