so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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