So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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