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Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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