Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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