I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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