I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
third nipple confirmed
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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