Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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