i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
i think my cat just said my name.
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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