We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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